Is there a hobo in your attic?
Is your 401(k) plan worth less than it was five minutes ago?
Are any of your friends mocking you right now?
REDMOND, KS - In a bold move to secure its leadership role in the software industry, Microswift unveiled plans this morning to patent basic mathematical processes such as addition, subtraction, and cheating on tax returns.
GOOP, KS - A local resident of Goop was found dead today while trying to install Linux on his home computer.
Background: based on CC-BY-SA Wolfgang Beyer