Bill Powell
Fri, May 13, 2005
REDMOND, KS - In a bold move to secure its leadership role in the software industry, Microswift unveiled plans this morning to patent basic mathematical processes such as addition, subtraction, and cheating on tax returns.
Bill Powell
Tue, Oct 19, 2004
GOOP, KS - A local resident of Goop was found dead today while trying to install Linux on his home computer.
