Bill Powell
Wed, Aug 11, 2010
Game night with the guys turns ugly when the cop shows up.
Bill Powell
Fri, Jul 2, 2010
When I first saw your dad, he was riding across campus on a white horse.
Bill Powell
Wed, Jul 19, 2006
We’re a strange tribe, we people who can afford airline tickets and laptops, but not decent batteries.
Bill Powell
Fri, May 13, 2005
REDMOND, KS - In a bold move to secure its leadership role in the software industry, Microswift unveiled plans this morning to patent basic mathematical processes such as addition, subtraction, and cheating on tax returns.
Bill Powell
Tue, Oct 19, 2004
GOOP, KS - A local resident of Goop was found dead today while trying to install Linux on his home computer.
Bill Powell
Fri, Oct 1, 2004
You’ll notice that “Books” weren’t high on our list. They’re deep in “Everything Else”, somewhere between “Sports” and “Toe Cheese”. (Listen Magazine, 2004 October)
Bill Powell
Wed, Dec 17, 2003
Of course, if you tell everyone you’re going to go talk to a rock, some folks will say things like, “But rocks don’t talk!” or “Are you feeling okay?” or “Rocks are only good for eating!” Don’t worry. They’re wrong. Rocks can talk.
Bill Powell
Wed, May 2, 2001
"Finalist, 2001 Christopher Video Contest
AGAPE: What’s the matter, buddy? You look sad.
STINKY: I always look sad.
AGAPE: That’s cause your face is drawn on. "
Bill Powell
Thu, Mar 1, 2001
Charlotte’s Web has a fast turnover rate due to the high-pressure nature of the industry, and so Ingrid actually has been with the company for longer than anyone else, including the CEO, White Cloud von Wigstein.
